Girl: So, out of all the peo­ple in this cir­cle, who have you been sex­u­al­ly in­volved with?
Queer: Does peck­ing count?
Girl: Yes.

Queer points at every­one.

Girl 1: You man-whore! So, if peck­ing does­n’t count, who have you done any­thing with?
Queer: Every­one ex­cept her.
Girl: So you’re still a whore.

–Cen­ten­ni­al Beach, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: shut­ter­bug