Guy: What’s the cap­i­tal of… Iraq?
Girl: Bagh­dad.
Guy: Lebanon?
Girl: Beirut.
Bim­bo: Oh my god, how do you know all this? Have you been to these coun­tries?
Girl #1: Yeah, be­cause they’re all such fun places to go vis­it…
Bim­bo: I don’t know any cap­i­tals ex­cept like Aus­tralia.
Guy: I’m sure you do, what about New Zealand?
Bim­bo: That’s a coun­try?!

–Mel­bourne, Aus­tralia