Girl #1: Things hap­pen for a rea­son, you know.
Girl #2: Yeah… It’s prob­a­bly good that I’m not rich. If I were rich, I’d be such a bitch!
Girl #1: Oh, I know! I’d still love you, but you’d be a to­tal bitch.
Girl #2: Ugh… I can just hear me now: (to­tal val voice) I’m go­ing shop­ping! (nor­mal voice) Ugh… My dad would spoil me.
Girl #1: I know! My dad too!
Girl #2: Our dads are too nice!
Girl #1: Maybe that’s why god made them poor.
Girl #2: Yeah… He knew we’d be ter­ri­ble peo­ple.

–Nathan’s, Coney Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Won­der­ing if I sound like this to oth­er peo­ple