Teen to friend: Went to the Ba­hamas, they had conch there. I did­n’t eat that, it was weird. They had re­al­ly good French fries in the Ba­hamas, though. I like all kinds of French fries… Curly fries, spicy fries… Ex­cept for steak fries, they have too much pota­to.

–Key Largo, Flori­da