Old­er broth­er: Okay, okay, run around and grab all the sand and pick it up and throw it on the ground as fast as you can.
(lit­tle broth­er stares clue­less­ly at old­er broth­er)
Old­er broth­er: No, you fail!

–Long Beach Is­land, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Joseph Ham­mer­man