Mid­dle aged tourist yelling fran­ti­cal­ly to chil­dren in the wa­ter: Get out, get out! There’s sharks!
Teenag­er with skim­board: Ac­tu­al­ly, those are a school of stingrays. They’re quite harm­le…
Mid­dle age moth­er, cut­ting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now!

–Clear­wa­ter Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Jon­i­ca Gromp­son