Mid­dle aged woman: And, like, you can just tell he does­n’t tru­ly love her or re­spect her as a woman be­cause he lets her go out like that. I mean, my hus­band will al­ways tell me to put a t‑shirt on un­der some­thing that’s too low-cut, ’cause he does­n’t want any­one star­ing. Now he loves me.

–Mal­ibu, Cal­i­for­nia