South­ern belle: If I had got­ten on that boat, I would have met the man of my dreams. We would have had an amaz­ing time and I would have fall­en mad­ly in love. Then I’d go back to Arkansas and he’d for­get about me, just like all the rest of them.
Friend: Yeah… Need a smoke?
South­ern belle: Yes! Do you have men­thol? I love men­thol.

–Fort My­ers Beach, Flori­da