Girl #1: Look at that guy’s head. It’s so weirdly shaped.
Girl #2: Why does it do that at the back? Like, what’s with the way it folds at the back?
Girl #1: Oooh, he has some nicely shaped biceps, though! Wow!
Girl #2: Yeah, he makes it obvious by putting his arms up like that to distract from his head.
Girl #1: He’s totally doing that.
Girl #2: He’s sitting there going, “hey ladies, don’t look at my oddly shaped head. Look at my nicely shaped biceps instead.” (pause) Hey, that rhymed.
–Long Beach, California
Overheard by: Rachel