Lit­tle girl: Why is the ghost still here?
Dad: She just likes to come back and say hi from the spir­it world.
Lit­tle girl: But why does she throw books?
Dad: She does­n’t throw books, she just likes to read. And she’s a lit­tle drunk.

–Ho­tel Del Coro­n­a­do, San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia