Kid #1: They put pears in my room. Did they put pears in your room?
Kid #2: Yeah, but they were hor­ri­ble. They tast­ed like choco­late.
Kid #3: Do you mean they tast­ed like chalk?
Kid #2: Yeah.
Kid #1: Wait, how do you know what chalk tastes like?

–British Vir­gin Is­lands

Over­heard by: A choco­late pear would be nice