Lit­tle boy wear­ing rash guard: Mom, that lit­tle boy is­n’t wear­ing a shirt.
Mom: Mmm-huh.
Lit­tle boy: Why does­n’t he have to wear a shirt?
Mom: Be­cause his mom does­n’t love him, that’s why. He’ll get skin can­cer and die.

–Sal­is­bury Beach, Mass­a­chu­setts