Girl #1: And so I told him, ‘You don’t re­al­ly look Tom Brady.’ And he was like, ‘Yeah, I’m hot­ter than he is.’ Yeah, this is why I don’t usu­al­ly lis­ten to him talk.
Girl #2: Oh, I know. He’s re­tard­ed, but he’s such a nice piece of ass.
Girl #1: Def­i­nite­ly. But I’d still take Tom Brady any day, right?
Girl #2: Wait, did­n’t they re­place him?
Girl #1: He’s one of their best play­ers! Why would they do that?
Girl #2: The news an­chor? Who are you talk­ing about?
Girl #1: You mean Tom Brokaw?
Girl #2: Oh. Who’s Tom Brady?

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Mary