Teenage girl in ex­pen­sive yo­ga pants to meek moth­er: Move to France? Why the hell would I move to France? That’s the dumb­est thing I’ve heard you say in, like, for­ev­er. Stop try­ing to live your, like, stu­pid dreams and stuff through me!

–Cof­fee Shop in the Beach, Toron­to, Cana­dia