Teenage girl: I can’t wait to get a tat­too on my low­er back.
Tween boy #1: Why would you want a tat­too there? How are you go­ing to be able to see it?
Tween boy #2: It’s not for her, stu­pid, it’s for the dudes she lets do her in the butt dog­gy-style.

–St. Si­mon’s Is­land, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: John