Mom: Hey! Tell them the new teenag­er at­ti­tude sound.
Un­cle: Pfft.
Girl #1: Yeah, that’s spelled P‑F-F‑T.
Girl #2: Does­n’t it have, like, an ‘H’ in it or some­thing? Like P‑H-F-F‑T?
Un­cle: You don’t even have to have the ‘T’ in it. You could def­i­nite­ly go with­out the ‘T.’

–In­ver­huron, On­tario, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: sun-fried brain