Mom: Hey! Tell them the new teenager attitude sound.
Girl #1: Yeah, that’s spelled P‑F-F‑T.
Girl #2: Doesn’t it have, like, an ‘H’ in it or something? Like P‑H-F-F‑T?
Uncle: You don’t even have to have the ‘T’ in it. You could definitely go without the ‘T.’
–Inverhuron, Ontario, Canadia
Overheard by: sun-fried brain