Snack bar work­er: Do you ladies need any­thing for your iced cof­fees?
Brunette 40-some­thing: I hate to be a pain, but do you have any skimmed milk?
Snack bar work­er (re­turn­ing): I’m sor­ry ma’m, we ran out of skimmed milk but I did find some fat-free milk!
Brunette 40-some­thing: Oh, thank you so much. (turns to blonde friend) She was so sweet, I did­n’t have the heart to tell her it’s the same shit.
Blonde 40-some­thing friend: It is?

–Man­asquan Beach, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Beach Bum