Girl #1: Hey, see those guys we went out on the date with that time?
Girl #2: Where?
Girl #1: Up there with the big-ass cool­er and grill. I told you we shoul­da gone out on an­oth­er date with them. We coul­da been up there drinkin’ beer and eat­ing hot dog right now.

–Cab­bage Beach, Par­adise Is­land, Ba­hamas

Over­heard by: d