Bald man to ba­by on blan­ket (in ba­by voice): Do you have some­thin’ to say? Are you thinkin’? Are you thinkin’? Yes you are.
Woman next to him: He’s poop­ing.
Bald man: Are you poopin’? Are you poopin’? Yes you are!

–Sun­set Beach, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Em­ma