Blond over­tanned guy: Wow, I would rather like to be lay­ing on the beach in Spain right now!
Blond over­tanned girl: Yeah, and we could like dri­ve down to Mex­i­co and stuff!
Blond over­tanned guy: Hmm…no. You don’t dri­ve down to Mex­i­co from Spain…
Blond over­tanned girl: Oh! Wrong di­rec­tion? Is it to the left?

–Nau­thólsvík Beach, Ice­land

Over­heard by: the guy who wish­es he was­n’t blonde