20-some­thing woman #1: She was bitch­ing about how there was noth­ing to eat in the house, and so Bob* said, “you could go to the store,” and she said, “I don’t go to the store on my va­ca­tion. There are two things I don’t do on va­ca­tion: go to the store and cook.“
20-some­thing woman #2: What is she even on va­ca­tion from? Sit­ting on her ass?

–Hold­en Beach, North Car­oli­na