Man, car­ry­ing two hands full of knives: Knives for sale! Knives for sale! 100 dol­lars! Get­ting tired of your broth­er, your cousin, your moth­er-in-law? Knives for sale! You feel­ing sui­ci­dal? Knives! Knives for sale! 100 dol­lars!

–Mon­tego Bay, Ja­maica

Over­heard by: Elle