20-some­thing girl: Guys, did you see the man in the wom­an’s swim­suit over there?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, yeah, I saw him…
20-some­thing girl: He has man legs…
Teen girl #1: But from a dis­tance he could to­tal­ly pass as a flat chick.
20-some­thing girl: He can re­al­ly pull it off, too. He has the hat and the glass­es and every­thing.
Teen girl #2: Where’s the tran­ny man? I want to see the tran­ny man!

–La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: La Jol­lan