Teen girl: What’cha do­ing, dad?
Fa­ther: Star­ing at the cow.
Teen girl (look­ing ahead): Where?
Fa­ther: In the wa­ter.
Teen girl (fran­ti­cal­ly look­ing at the sea): Where?!
Fa­ther: In my imag­i­na­tion.

–Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: amused book-read­er