Tat­tooed, bare-chest­ed male #1: You could def­i­nite­ly walk a dog out here.
Tat­tooed, bare-chest­ed male #2: You can­not! If you bring a dog on­to a hot ass fuckin’ board­walk, the heat does not es­cape through his balls or his tongue.

–Coney Is­land Board­walk, New York

Over­heard by: SMS