Lit­tle girl, cry­ing: He’s not com­ing! He said he was go­ing to come, and now he’s not com­ing!
Ap­a­thet­ic, top­less, over­ly-tan mom: Go home. Eat some­thing.

–Palavas-les-Flots, France (trans­lat­ed from French)

Over­heard by: Chris­tine