Guy #1: I can’t be­lieve he left us!
Guy #2: Yeah, me ei­ther. It re­al­ly sucks be­ing stuck on this fuck­ing is­land with no hot chicks. I don’t have a fuck­ing shirt and I’m freez­ing my balls off!
Guy #1: Yeah, I know what you mean.

–St. Pe­ters­burg, Flori­da