Queer #1: That guy in the blue footy shorts is so hot!
Queer #2: Ewww, Matt, he looks low­er class.
Queer #1: We suck cock for a liv­ing — you re­al­ly think we’re classy?
Queer #2: Well, I know I am. I dress in noth­ing but de­sign­er.

–Bon­di Beach, Syd­ney, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Hot Chick