Chub­by, bald man to fe­male friends: They should re­al­ly put mir­rors on the beach, fac­ing out to­wards the wa­ter, so you can watch your­self in the ocean… No, not mir­rors, Jum­boTrons! I would love to watch my­self on a gi­ant tv while I swim!

–Kure Beach, North Car­oli­na