Teen Girl: I can’t eat this ice cream.
Bruster’s Em­ploy­ee: Why not?
Teen Girl: Be­cause it’s frozen in the mid­dle.
Bruster’s Em­ploy­ee: It’s ice cream.
Teen Girl: I know, but it’s frozen in the mid­dle and I can’t eat it.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia