Fat girl: What did you and Michelle talk about on the phone last night?
Skin­ny girl: She and Alex are fight­ing.
Fat girl: You’re ly­ing, they are not! What did she re­al­ly tell you?
Skin­ny girl: Well, she thinks Vic­to­ri­a’s re­plac­ing her.
Fat girl: Ugh, she could’ve just talked to me about it… Vic­to­ria did kin­da re­place her, though.

–Lavalette, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Crab