Mom #1 (watch­ing her boy): We orig­i­nal­ly chose the name Er­ic, but now I’m think­ing we should just call him Rick.
Mom #2: But then he would be… Rick James?
Mom #1: Yes. I think it suits him bet­ter.
Lit­tle boy (run­ning by): I’m Rick James, bitch!
Mom #1: Maybe we should just stay with Er­ic.

–Bak­er Beach, San Fran­cis­co