B&B own­er to guests: Do you two have chil­dren?
Fe­male guest: Oh no, not yet. That’s why we are here!
B&B own­er (blush­ing) walk­ing away: Oh! Well, I’m glad we could help!
Guest (soft­ly, mor­ti­fied): I meant we have more time with­out kids!

–Bed & Break­fast, Galve­ston Is­land, Texas