De­light­ed five-year-old: Mom­my! Mom­my! A fish!
Mom: What is it?
De­light­ed five-year-old: A fish! In the wa­ter!
Mom: Oh, you see a fish? Is he swim­min’?
De­light­ed five-year-old: No! He’s dead!

–Clove Lake Park, Stat­en Is­land