Teenage girl #1: Are my nip nips show­ing?
Teenage girl #2: Your what whats?
Teenage girl #1: (points) My nips. It’s blink­ing cold, you know.
Teenage girl #2: Er… Ohh, that. Nope, can’t see a thing.
Teenage girl #1: You bet­ter check from time to time, okay? Like se­ri­ous­ly. I don’t care, I need to poke them back in.
Teenage girl #2: But even if you poke it back in, it just pops back out like no­body’s bussi­ness! What do you do then, keep pok­ing?

–Sun­way La­goon, Malaysia

Over­heard by: babyb­hang