[Three ten-year-old boys cy­cling past the beach.]Boy #1: Why you go­ing so fast?!
Boy #2: [Miss­ing front teeth, which makes him lisp.] Be­cauth he wath fuck­ing her latht night!
Boy #3: What?!!!

–Lake Cal­houn Beach, Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: They grow up quick­ly these days!