Moth­er with ac­cent, talk­ing to grown son: David, blow up the raft!
David: No! Make dad do it!
Dad: You’re younger. You have more air in your lungs.
Sis­ter: Dave, just blow up the raft.
David: No!
Moth­er: Son, shut up and fin­ish the blow job.

–Hilton Head, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: an­na