Amer­i­can girl #1: So, did you bring the book?
Amer­i­can girl #2: What book?
Amer­i­can girl #1: The book.
Amer­i­can girl #2: Ohh… Ant farm?
Amer­i­can girl #1: No. The bible. Fuck­ing id­iot.

–Aix en Provence, France

Over­heard by: Ant Farm pret­ty much IS the Bible