Woman: So, since the hur­ri­cane is com­ing, are they go­ing to put up the hur­ri­cane shield?
Mu­nic­i­pal em­ploy­ee: Hur­ri­cane shield?
Woman: Yes, the hur­ri­cane shield. Does­n’t the city have a shield you put up to block the wind and such from the hur­ri­cane?!
Mu­nic­i­pal em­ploy­ee: Ma’am, no such thing ex­ists.
Woman, sar­cas­ti­cal­ly: Well, aren’t you guys just the most pre­pared beach town in Amer­i­ca!
Mu­nic­i­pal em­ploy­ee: Have a won­der­ful day, ma’am.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Ce­bas­t­ian