Blonde: If you could be any flavor of ice cream, what would you be?
Redhead: Um…
Blonde: Well, you are what you eat. You can be monkey fudge!
Redhead: What?!
Blonde: Oh, wait, I mean Chunky Monkey. I’m making fun of your husband!
Redhead: You know, I’m the one drinking here.
Blonde: If you were any hat, what would you be?
Redhead: No.

–Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Jenn