Girl #1: Why the hell is­n’t he go­ing? We have to get some­place too!
Girl #2: It’s prob­a­bly a par­ent.
Girl #1: Yeah, those par­ents are al­ways look­ing out for kids’ safe­ty. I am so not go­ing to be one of those par­ents. And I will nev­er have one of those Please Dri­ve Slow­ly bull­shit signs in my yard.
Girl #2: Yeah, if you don’t want me to hit your kid, keep him out of the god­damned street.

–Booth Lake, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Sarah