Stoner #1: Man I love NPR. That All Things Considered shit is so freaking good.
Stoner #2: I know, right? It’s like they don’t not consider anything.
Stoner #3: Ummm… Yeah, it’s exactly like that.
–Clearwater Beach, Florida
Overheard by: That little broad
Girl #1: But you were dancing with that guy…
Girl #2: Which guy?
Girl #1: The guy with the hard-on.
Girl #2: Which one?
–South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Ladle
- Posted on March 2, 2024
- Body parts, Dancing, Florida, Friends, North America, Penis, United States
Gangsta teen wannabe: Damn, son, check that ho!
Little brother: Which one?
Gangsta teen wannabe: The one with the splat-tat and the muffin top.
Little brother: Daaamn!
Gangsta teen wannabe: Maybe she’ll bend over and show some slut crack.
Mom, studying tourist info: What?
–Cannery Row, Monterey, California
Overheard by: gt6driver
- Posted on February 26, 2024
- Ass, California, Should've used a condom
Girl #1: Yeah, my mom wants me to go to this party, but I don’t wanna go alone. Wanna come?
Girl #2: Is it Tina’s party?
Girl #1: … Did you just ask me if it was a penis party?
–Clearwater, Florida
Overheard by: Hana
Preppy 30-something guy: I mean, all the clubs in Europe are naked clubs now. (pause) Seriously, like, everybody’s naked!
–Indian Wells Beach, New York
- Posted on February 22, 2024
- New York, Physical Appearance, Preppies, Stupidity
Mechanic, returning car: I got a wireless cable.
–Wildwood Crest, New Jersey
- Posted on February 9, 2024
- Gadgets, Guys, New Jersey, Shopping, Stupidity
Bimbette #1: I can’t believe you’re trying to learn Spanish just so you can hook up with that waiter.
Bimbette #2: [Mutters in Spanish.]Bimbette #1: What are you trying to say?
Bimbette #2: My eyes are brown.
Bimbette #1: You just said my eyes are a Muslim religion!
–Rocky Point, Mexico
Overheard by: oh my
Teen girl: Of course she will get naked, she is slutty… I will get naked too, next time, but you guys respect me, right? Oh look, there’s a nude dude… [Points at stranger.] Want to see if I can get him hard?
–Sandy Hook, New Jersey
- Posted on February 5, 2024
- Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Sex, Teens
Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study… Like a fish.
–Gold Coast, Australia
- Posted on February 4, 2024
- Advice, Animals, Australia, Compare and contrast, Drinking, Drunks, Frat boys, Sorority girls